SHIVA
2009-03-27 02:21:50 UTC
Soon, he began to think about God. "God? Are you really there?" Johnny said out loud.
To his astonishment a voice came from the clouds. "Yes, Johnny? What can I do for you?" Seizing the opportunity, Johnny asked, "God? What is a million years like to you?"
Knowing that Johnny could not understand the concept of infinity, God responded in a manner to which Johnny could relate, "A million years to me, Johnny, is like a minute."
"Oh," said Johnny. "Well, then, what's a million dollars like to you?"
"A million dollars to me, Johnny, is like a penny."
"Wow!" remarked Johnny, getting an idea. "You're so generous...can I have one of your pennies because at the time of recession my parents have reduced my pocket money?"
God replied, "Sure thing, Johnny! Just a minute."